What Pill Do You Give a Squirrel to Make It Explode?
Whether you’re a seasoned pet keeper or a newcomer to exotic pets, you’ll find a variety of answers in the FAQ section of our website. There are a variety of medical conditions that a squirrel could experience, including calcium, fertility control, and even a hot-water bottle. Read on to find out what you should do if you think your squirrel may be suffering from one of these conditions.
Calcium
A lot of people feed their pets foods that humans wouldn’t dream of eating. They may think it’s the most exotic food on the planet, but the truth is that many human foods contain toxic ingredients that are harmful to squirrels. You should avoid giving your pet avocado pits, sago palms, cardboard palms, and pine nuts, which are known to induce calcium loss. If you want your squirrel to grow, you can’t feed him junk food.
Luckily, there are other ways to give your squirrel more calcium. You can purchase cornstarch, which gives them bulk and provides nutrition. During the “gangly teen” stage of their life, squirrels need this extra nutrition. It’s not enough to provide the essential nutrients to grow a healthy body – your squirrel may develop a serious condition. Cornstarch, meanwhile, provides the nutrition your squirrel needs in order to grow and thrive.
Fertility control
Using fertility control pills in animals has become an increasingly controversial practice, with many people voicing opposition to the idea. The UK government recently announced its plans to use a contraceptive agent on gray squirrels, which targets the circulating gonadotropin-releasing hormone. Unlike the human contraceptives, which are administered via injection, the contraceptive in squirrels will be an edible pill. While this is not the first time such a practice has been discussed, many experts believe the practice is a positive step for the environment.
The idea is not entirely new, but recent research suggests that it is a viable option. Researchers at Clemson University have been coating black sunflower seeds with immunocontraceptives to prevent the squirrel from reproducing. The researchers are hoping that the treatment will reduce the number of grey squirrels in the area. The study is scheduled to end in January 2024. It is unclear how well the treatment will work, but the idea is worth exploring.
Hot-water bottle
For starters, what is toxoplasmosis? The parasite can cause death when released. Toxoplasmosis affects both cats and squirrels, and the latter will need special care, as its eggs are in the feces of cats. The best way to protect a squirrel from this infection is to house it in a heated enclosure at around 25°C. You should also remove its head and upper body from the bedding and hammock to ensure maximum comfort. Afterwards, the animal will play and sleep until its next meal.
Identifying the symptoms of flea infestation is the next step. Fleas are not harmful to humans, but they can affect your furry friend. Fleas can be killed with ivermectin dilute, and you must change bedding. They can also cause hair loss. But they do not breed in humans, so they can only spread to other animals. You can try using Vicks vapor rub on the affected area. However, it is advisable to seek veterinary care if the squirrel appears one-eyed.
M&M’s
What is the best way to handle a squirrel that has been bitten? If possible, take it to a quiet room so that you can assess its condition. You can use a washcloth, as a mother would do to her baby. Next, gently pat it with the washcloth, resembling her licking it clean. Do this every few minutes until the squirrel returns to normal.
A single orphan squirrel will develop a strong bond with the caregiver. A baby squirrel needs tactile stimulation. The caregiver should avoid interacting with the baby squirrel too much. In addition, you can give it toys in the cage to keep it busy. Eventually, it will develop a relationship with the caregiver, so the interaction should be minimal. But, if you think squirrels are not good pets, try to avoid exposing them to people.
What does the pill do?
It makes the squirrel explode.
Why would you want to make a squirrel explode?
For fun?
or Maybe as a form of pest control?
How big of an explosion will the pill create?
Depends on the size of the squirrel and how much of the pill they ingest.
Is there anything left of the squirrel after the explosion?
No they are completely vaporized.
Is the explosion harmful to nearby people or animals?
No the explosion is contained to the squirrel.
How long does it take for the squirrel to explode after taking the pill?
Depends on the size of the pill but usually around 30 minutes.
Do you have to be near the squirrel when it explodes?
No you can be anywhere you want.
What if the squirrel doesn’t explode?
Then the pill didn’t work or the squirrel didn’t ingest enough of it.
Is there a chance the squirrel could survive?
No the pill is 100% fatal.
What if the squirrel bites me after taking the pill?
There is no chance of the squirrel biting you after taking the pill because they will be dead.
What if I accidentally take the pill?
You will not explode the pill is only harmful to squirrels.
Can the pill be given to any other animal?
No the pill is specifically designed to kill squirrels.
Is the pill harmful to the environment?
No the pill is biodegradable and does not harm the environment.
How do I dispose of the pill after the squirrel explodes?
You can dispose of the pill however you want it is safe to touch.
How much does the pill cost?
The pill is free.
Jessica Watson is a PHD holder from the University of Washington. She studied behavior and interaction between squirrels and has presented her research in several wildlife conferences including TWS Annual Conference in Winnipeg.
